25 August 2009

Amazing American Discovery No. 177: Water Fountains.

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These wonderful mechanical contraptions can be found in
schools, shopping centres, 
and other public locations across the country.  
Often silver in colour, 
these boxy devices provide water at the flick of a small handle:
simple enough for any child to manipulate!
And this is not just any water:
these spectacular inventions guarantee clean, clear water
that is safe for drinking!
No boiling or purification required:
Drink freely without fear of parasites!
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Warning:
Water often emerges from hidden pipes 
too cold for 
immediate consumption by normal humans.
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Three cheers for the creative person 
who invented this marvelous device!

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